Alliance Wake Clothing

by Sim Bradley
20 / 07 / 2010

Alliance Wake UK Merchandise
RRP: T-Shirts £10, Hoodies £35
Website: Alliance Store

What They Say: Are you sick of being asked about your favourite sport and having to liken it to something done in sub-zero temperatures on a steep mountain? Well we sure as hell are, so to save you from any future shame and to help boost your feelings on the sport you are passionate about, we have a brand new line of Alliance clothing available now, including the striking statement "It's NOT Snowboarding On Water".
Our new line of clothing has something for everyone; the proud wakeboarder, the hip & groovy youngsters who love their neon colours, and the plain and simple logo lovers. OK so we might not be good at talking up our new T's and hoodies, but you can't deny they look fresh-to-death (see kids, we're down with the lingo) and starting at only £10 for a mens or womens T-shirt, this is the best way to show everyone you are a wakeboarder and proud of it.

What We Say: So this is a bit weird, trying to review your own clothes is always going to be a tricky one as far as ethics go, after all I did just write the 'What They Say' paragraph too. So i'm going to be honest - These designs are alarming, astonishing, awe-inspiring, beautiful, breathtaking, daunting, exciting, fearful, fearsome, formidable, frantic, frightening, grand, imposing, impressive, intimidating, magnificent, majestic, mind-blowing, moving, overwhelming, shocking, somethingelse, striking, stunning, stupefying, wonderful, wondrous, and outright AMAZING!
Alright, maybe I just typed 'Awesome' into thesaurus.com and pasted the results, but once you put one of these garments on your back you'll agree with every word. Stupefying